5 Types of Ppl You'll Meet in SF
Low effort midweek post :0
The SWE
“Yeah I work in Mountain View but wanted to live in SF for the vibe”
“I just got sick of living at home, like my mom is honestly so annoying”
“Pickleball this wknd?”
“I love Monroe’s”
“What’s your TC?”
“My job is rly interesting. I work on the layer of android between the api and the firmware”
“Yo can you venmo me $3.71 for that uber we took together?”
The guy that drives here all the time from the East Bay
“I’m im the city like 4 times a week”
“Why don’t I move here? Home cooked meals bro.”
“But I’m saving so much money”
“Me and my girlfriend have been together since high school”
“I work in B2B software sales”
“STFU dude chicks dig my benz”
The Marketing Gurlie
“Omg yes I did go to Cal Poly Slo, how did you know?”
“Yeah those billboards on the 101, that was me”
“Yeah I live in the Marina with all my sorority sisters”
“Ugh all the guys in SF r so ugly”
“Vegas this weekend! WOOO”
The Founder
“Yeah I’m building an AI app that’s gonna connect serial killers with people who are contemplating suicide.”
“When I was at Stanford…”
“Honestly my Equinox membership is an investment in my buisness”
“No, my dad didn’t invest in my company, his LLC did”
The Artist
“I live in a co-op on Haight”
“I’m going to an art show at a wine bar this weekend”
“Dolores is so overplayed, I’m going to the Muir Wilderness this weekend”
“Yeah my dad is the EVP at Adobe”
Brown Girl from Fremont
“OMG ur from Fremont, I’m from Fremont”
“Did you know Avinesh? what about Preeti?”
“Honestly SJSU was such a great experience”
“Yeah all my friends are brown, but I promise it’s just a coincidence”
“Wait did u dance for a Boly team!?”
Outer Sunset Bros
“Yeah I have a two car garage”
“I have never been on Market Street”
“GGP this wknd?”
-Raj
P.S There were 7 on the list even though I advertised 5. My b. Like, subscribe and comment, it helps us reach more readers and gain that sweet sweet substack clout.
10/10 post rajveer
shameful that i had to look up “swe” ?